"Paula's A Dirty Whore."

Testimony And Exhibit, U.S. District Court, New Haven, Judge Mark Kravitz presiding. Civil rights action, Doninger V. Niehoff, Schwartz, et al, aka The Famous Douche Bag Case. August 2007.

Student who said this:

(A.) - Had feet bound.
(B.) - Was decapitated.
(C.) - Ordered to have dinner with Paula Schwartz.
(D.) - Ordered to have two dinners with Paula Schwartz.
(E.) - Given citizenship award.

Special Instructions:

Read To The Sounds Of Jefferson Airplane, Live At Monterey, Somebody To Love;
Or,
Optional Sound Track: Smiling Faces Sometimes, (As recorded by The Undisputed Truth).

Lyrics, Smiling Faces

Guest Lip Sync By Evil Barbie.


For answer to the pressing question, read the transcript … well, it might cost some dough to get that - unless the insurance company for the school system already paid for one. Then, it wouldn't cost anything.

You could always ask your local public servants ...