Friday, December 07, 2007

Reader: Assholes Abound ...


Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "More From County Times On Blond Nazi, Kuhne & Bric...":

Anyone who invokes Nazism in an attempt to be funny is treading on dangerous ground. The photo of the blonde Nazi vixen was terribly stupid and not the least bit funny. It made me consider the entire controversy over the synagague and say to myself: "My word, assholes abound in Litchfield and on the Internet."

I just feel sorry for the [rabbi].



Posted by Anonymous to The Cool Justice Report at 8:23 AM
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Editor's Note:

Nice alliteration.

Your thoughful comment brings to mind the following song and lyrics from a popular film and stage production.



Springtime For Hitler In Germany
From: The Producers, by Mel Brooks

CHORUS:
Germany was having trouble


What a sad, sad story
Needed a new leader to restore
Its former glory
Where, oh, where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around and then we found
The man for you and me

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
And now it's...
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Deutschland is happy and gay!
We're marching to a faster pace
Look out, here comes the master race!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Rhineland's a fine land once more!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Watch out, Europe
We're going on tour!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany...

CHORUS:
Look, it's springtime

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Winter for Poland and France

CHORUS AND STORMTROOPER:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany!

CHORUS:
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!

STORMTROOPER:
Come on, Germans
Go into your dance!

STORMTROOPER "ROLF":
I was born in Dusseldorf und that is why they call me Rolf.

STORMTROOPER "MEL":
Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!

ULLA:
The Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming, the Fuhrer is coming!

STORMTROOPER #1:
Heil Hitler!

STORMTROOPER #2:
Heil Hitler!

LEAD TENOR STORMTROOPER:
Heil Hitler!
Springtime for Hitler and Germany

ALL:
Heil Hitler!

ROGER:
Heil myself
Heil to me
I'm the kraut
Who's out to change our history
Heil myself
Raise your hand
There's no greater
Dictator in the land!
Everything I do, I do for you!

CHORUS:
Yes, you do!

ROGER:
If you're looking for a war, here's World War Two!
Heil myself
Raise your beer

CHORUS:
Jawohl!

ROGER:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi stand and cheer

CHORUS:
Hooray!
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:
Heil myself!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:
Heil myself!

CHORUS:
Ev'ry hotsy-totsy Nazi...

ROGER:
...stand and cheer!

THE HEIL-LOs:
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!
He's got those Russians on the run
You gotta love that wacky hun!
The Fuhrer is causing a furor
They can't say "no" to his demands
They're freaking out in foreign lands
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Fuhrer is causing a furor!

ROGER:
I was just a paper hanger
No one more obscurer
Got a phone call from the Reichstag
Told me I was Fuhrer
Germany was blue
What, oh, what to do?
Hitched up my pants
And conquered France
Now Deutschland's smiling through!
But it wasn't always so easy...
It was 1932. Hindenburg was working the Big Room and I...
I was playing the lounge. And then I got my big break.
Somebody burned down the Reichstag. And, would you believe it?
They made me Chancellor. Chancellor!
It ain't no myst'ry
If it's politics or hist'ry
The thing you gotta know is
Ev'rything is show biz
Heil myself
Watch my show
I'm the German Ethel Merman
Dontcha know
We are crossing borders
The new world order is here
Make a great big smile
Ev'ryone sieg heil to me
Wonderful me!
And now it's...

CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
Goose-step's the new step today

ROGER:
Springtime!
Goose-steps!

CHORUS MEN:
Bombs falling from the skies again

CHORUS:
Deutschland is on the rise again

ROGER &CHORUS:
Springtime for Hitler and Germany
U-boats are sailing once more
Springtime for Hitler and Germany

ROGER:
Means that...

CHORUS:
Soon we'll be going...

ROGER:
We've got to be going...

CHORUS:
You know we'll be going....

ROGER:
You bet we'll be going...

ROGER &CHORUS:
You know we'll be going to war!!

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  • 3 comments:

    Authentic Connecticut Republican said...

    >>That being said, I agree the photo of the Nazi woman posted in response to Wendy Kuhne's outrageous and prejudicial statements about the Star of David is offensive. It is also very amusing. I wish I had posted it myself.

    Indeed!
    It *is* absolutely "over the top" and I thought twice about it prior to posting; but Kuhne's actions by far exceed anything I or anyone else could possibly post as it regards "offensive".
    The bluntness and yes the offensiveness of he parody photo illustrate the point better than I could with words alone.

    For a group of residents (former nazi youth members one would assume) to retain an attorney that compares a Synagogue to a strip joint further compounds Litchfield's new image problem.

    Unfortunately after her citizens have to float a bond to pay their way out of the hole their digging themselves; it's doubtful they'll be able to afford a big enough public relations firm to fix this.

    At least Skokie fought back; Litchfield on the other hand is rolling out the red carpet for a Nationalist Socialist party resurgence.
    The yellow stars can't be far behind.

    Anonymous said...

    Anyone who compares the inane comments of a woman on the Litchfield Historical Commission to Nazi attrocities has no sense of proportion.

    Also, demonizing people who disagree with you is, itself, a characteristic of fascism.

    Authentic Connecticut Republican said...

    >>Anyone who compares the inane comments of a woman on the Litchfield Historical Commission to Nazi attrocities has no sense of proportion.

    She is behaving much like a lot of Germans just prior to Crystal Night.

    Further - as chair of a public board; obeying such minor details as FEDERAL LAW shouldn't be asking too much.