Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Oldy But Goody: Ballad Of The Lying Lawyer


To cast a little sunshine on The Chinni FOI Deception
and generate awareness in the public interest, I have produced
a ditty entitled The Ballad Of The Lying Lawyer.

Apologies to Little Anthony And The Imperials.

-- Andy Thibault


Editor's Note:

To get the beat, we suggest listening to another version of this tune as recorded by Little Anthony And The Imperials. Click on the following link and scroll to Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko Bop under Listen To Samples, Number 5.

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Anthony-Imperials-Greatest-EMI-Capitol/dp/B000002TBW


The Cool Justice Report realizes that a lawyer lying is not necessarily news. Clearly, however, a lawyer stupid enough to lie on paper and arrogant enough to defend herself in an official proceeding with more lies is newsworthy.

The lawyer featured in The Ballad Of The Lying Lawyer is Christine Chinni of Chinni & Meuser, Avon, Ct., counsel for the Region 10 Board of Education in The Famous Douche Bag Case. Chinni aided Douche Bag administrators in the suppression of a write-in vote for a student who sought redress of grievances and then the respondents denied the ballots existed in response to a Freedom of Information request.


The Ballad Of The Lying Lawyer
Chinni Chinni Liar Liar


Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Sittin' in a native hut
All alone and blue
Sittin' in a native hut
Wonderin' what to do

Along came a lyin' lawyer
Did a native dance
It was like in paradise
Put me in a trance

Going
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Joined her in her dancin' spree
Felt my spine a-tingle
Held her tight and close to me
Man I'm glad I'm not single
Then she showed me what to do
First I was amazed
Soon I learned a step or two
Put me in a daze

Going
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Lyin' Lawyer Bop
You can do the ko-ko-bop
But now it's time to stop
Give it up and don't go back
Get over to the truth side

Uh syncopate your last two steps
Now you're going to glide
Keep along the rhythm track
Girls please show 'em how
Now you start to arch your back
Man you got it now

Going
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Chinni Liar Bop
Chinni Chinni Ko-Ko-Bop
Lyin' Lawyer Bop

  • Quick Blast From Little Anthony & The Imperials


  • Request For Subpoena Of Chinni


  • Lying Lawyer To Testify Voluntarily?


  • VIDEO ON DEMAND*: Free Speech FOI Hearing Taped Jan. 4
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