The Daily Beast
Lindsay Lohan even tried converting to Judaism to save her relationship with Samantha Ronson. No surprise, says Andy Borowitz: Her movies are filled with subtle but rich Talmudic themes.
By ANDY BOROWITZ
Just when we were getting used to the idea that Lindsay Lohan was a lesbian, now comes word that she may become a Jew. According to Page Six (?? ?? in Hebrew), Lindsay has considered converting to Judaism to show her commitment to her beloved, DJ Samantha Ronson ....
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