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What you'll love about Room 871
It's very big. Very big.
It has lots of expensive furniture to make you feel obscenely wealthy -- could this be the reason it's now a sin to be that rich?
The view is stellar.
You don't have to use your real name when you register.
What you'll hate about Room 871
You have to book a year ahead because everyone wants it.
You're afraid to look under the bed.
The chairs look so posh, you're afraid to sit on them in your birthday suit.
You know who sat on the chairs in their birthday suit and you're afraid to sit on them at all.
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